>> Rachel: Hey there, it's time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show!

Start brushing on the top of your mouth. Pick a side, and make sure to brush the inside, outside and chewing side of each tooth.

>> Kids: 3, 2, 1 brush!

>> Rachel:  It’s Jokes Week and Today we’ve got a bunch of jokes about Nature, and we WOOD be disappointed if you don’t think they’re funny! Get it? WOOD?! Is this thing on?

(SAD TROMBONE)

Ok Ok, here’s your first joke: 

What kind of haircuts do bees have?

>> Kids: what kind?

>> Rachel: Buzzzzzzz cuts. 

Switch to the other side of the top of your mouth (SFX), and brush your tongue too!

Here’s another joke for you: 

Why didn’t the Orca show up for work?

>> Kids: Why? 

>> Rachel: He wasn’t feeling whale. (SFX SPLASH) 

Orcas are a type of whale, but you might have heard of them by their other name: Killer Whales! Orcas got the nickname killer whales because they are CARNIVORES. That means they eat meat! Orcas eat big sea creatures like sea Lions, seals and even sharks! 

Switch to the bottom of your mouth, and brush your front teeth as well!

Here’s another joke: 

What’d the tree say to the squirrel?

>> Kids: What did they say? 

>> Rachel: Leaf me alone!

(SFX RIMSHOT/LAUGHTER)

Ok ok what about this one: 

What'd the squirrel say back to the tree?

>> Kids: What?

>> Rachel: You're nuts!

(WACKY SACKS/Laughter)

Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth (SFX), and brush the molars in the way back too!

Here is one last joke before we go:

Why did the tree get a new job?

>> Kids: Why? 

>> Rachel: It wanted to branch out. (SFX Rimshot/laughter) 

That's it for today, but we’ll TREE you later! (SFX sad trombone)

OK we're done! You did a great job brushing. Come back tonight for more nature jokes, and until then, rinse with water before you... 

>> Kids: 3, 2, 1 spit!