>> Rachel: Welcome back!  It’s time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show.

Pick a side on the top of your mouth, and but dont brush too hard!

>> Kids: 3, 2, 1 brush!

>> Rachel: It’s Stand Up Week. Remember our standup comedian John Dixon from this morning?

>> KIDS: YESSS

>> Rachel: Well he’s back with more jokes for you. So let’s give him a round of applause. 

>> John: Knock knock. 

>> Kids: Who's there 

>> John: Bad Joke teller who. Sorry. I messed that one up. 

>> John: I like playing with blocks. I like building things but sometimes I just get stuck I like I don't know what to build. You know I have block block. 

>> Rachel: Switch to the other side of the top of your mouth, and brush your molars all the way in the back too. 

[Switch Bell]

>> John: I like swimming but sometimes the swimming pool will have too many rules. And the lifeguard will be really intense with their whistle; they'll be like no jumping no splashing in the pool. Make sure you're four inches away from the wall and two to seven inches away from a grownup. 

It's not fun like I'd rather just take a bath you know I'll be more fun and less rules. No one's going to go. No bubble beards. 

>> Rachel: Switch your brushing to the bottom of your mouth, and make little circles with your brush around each tooth.

[Switch bell]

>> John: Isn't it weird. How when grownups are talking to babies. They make a baby voice or use this voice. Oh you see you. What if we talk to old people in an old people voice. Housh my grandpa. My grandpa. Who's a hot shot at bingo? you are. 

>> Rachel: Switch your brushing to the other side of the bottom of your mouth, but don’t brush too hard. 

[Switch Bell]

>> John: Grownups love being Simon because grownups love to be controlling and to repeat themselves. I don't know. I feel like grownups like to repeat themselves. I don't know maybe it's just me thinking grownups like to repeat themselves. I think grownups like to repeat themselves. It might just be me but I do kind of feel like grown ups like to repeat themselves. So I mean like I don't know. No one believes me but I personally think grownups like to repeat themselves. 

>> Rachel: (interrupting) OK. That’s it for Chompers today. Make sure to rinse before you…

>> Kids: 3, 2, 1 spit!