>> Rachel: Good morning! It’s time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show. 

Start brushing on the top of your mouth, and make sure the reach the molars all the way in the back.

>> KIDS: 3, 2, 1 brush!

>> Rachel: It’s jobs week on Chompers, and our job today is to make you giggle with some hard working jokes!

Here’s your first one: 

Why are doctors great at waiting in line?

>> KIDS: Why? 

>> Rachel: Because they have a lot of patients.

(SFX LAUGHTER)

I know you’re patiently waiting for you next joke, so Switch your brushing to the other side of the top of your mouth, and keep moving your brush up and down, and back and forth.

Ok here’s the joke:

Why were the dog walker’s feet wet?

>> GROUP: Why? 

>> Rachel: Because she stepped in a - poodle.

(SFX RIMSHOT, SPLASH, ARF!)

You may have seen dog walkers before -- they have LOTS of dogs on leashes!  The WORLD RECORD for number of dogs walked at the same time is 35! Can you imagine trying to walk 35 dogs?! (SFX)

Switch your brushing to the bottom of your mouth, but don’t brush too hard (SFX). 

Ok Here’s another joke: 

Knock knock

>> GROUP: Who’s there?

>> Rachel: Sue.

>> GROUP: Sue who?

>> Rachel: I’ll sue whoever you want. I’m a lawyer.

(SFX RIMSHOT)

Lawyers are people who study the law … they try to help people who think they’ve been treated unfairly.

One of the things they do is work on “lawsuits” -- also known as “suing” someone.  

Switch your brushing to the other side of the bottom of your mouth, and make little circles with your brush around each tooth. 

Here’s one last joke for today: 

Why did the veterinarian go to the cookout?

>> KIDS: Why?

>> Rachel: Because of all the hot dogs.

(SFX RIMSHOT)

A veterinarian is a doctor for animals.  But there’s a special type called a “large animal veterinarian,” and they work with -- you guessed it! -- large ani   mals!   

That’s it folks, I’m all outta jokes. Come back tonight for more career comedy, and until then, rinse with water before you... 

>> Kids: 3, 2, 1 spit!