February 3, 2023

Money Week Morning Jokes (2-3-2023)

by Chompers

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You can bank on these money jokes making you laugh.

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Transcript

>> Rachel: Get ready to get your toothbrushing on, because its time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show. 


Start brushing on the top of your mouth. Pick a side, and brush the inside, outside and chewing side of each tooth


>> KIDS: 3, 2, 1 brush!


>> Rachel: Its Money week, and today we have jokes about money that are sure to make you laugh, guaranteed or your money back. (RIMSHOT)


Here’s your first one: 


Where does a cat keeps it’s money?


>> KIDS: Where?


>> Rachel: In a purrrrrrrrrrrrrse

(SFX RIMSHOT/MEOW) 


A purse is one of the many places you can keep your money. In fact, you can even have a separate purse inside your purse just for coins, it’s called a coin purse. 


Switch your brushing to the other side of the top of your mouth, and brush your molars in the way back too


Here’s your next joke: 


What can you do if you’re out of cash and don’t have a credit card?


>> KIDS: What?


>> Rachel: I don’t know but I’ll CHECK.


(SFX RIMSHOT/LAUGHTER)


Checks are a way of paying for things, just like cash and credit cards. A check is a special piece of paper given by the bank that grown ups can use to pay for things. 


>> Kids: I don’t get it


>> Rachel: I’ll explain after you Switch to the bottom of your mouth, and give your tongue a brush too. 


Let’s say our friend Jasmine wants to send money to her friend Marcus, but Marcus lives ALL the way on the other side of the country. It wouldn't be very safe to send cash in the mail, (SFX COINS) So Jasmine could use a check. She would write how much money she wants to send on the check, who she is sending it to, and she’d sign her name.  When Marcus gets the check, he can take it to a bank to CASH it (SFX CA-CHING). So the bank takes the check, and gives Marcus Cash (SFX YAY) 


Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth, and don’t brush too hard


Here’s one last joke before you go: 


What did the check say when playing tag?


>> Kids: What did they say? 


>> Rachel: CASH me if you can! 


(SFX RIMSHOT/LAUGH)


That's it for chompers today, but come back tonight for more super silly savings jokes. Until then, rinse with water before you 


>> KIDS: 3, 2, 1 spit