February 25, 2023

Nature Week Night Jokes (2-25-2023)

by Chompers

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Why was the cat scared of the tree? Find out in tonight's NATURE JOKES.

Where to Listen


>> Rachel: Hey you're back! It's time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show. 

Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side, and make little circles with your brush around each tooth. 

>>Kids: 3, 2, 1, brush!

>> Rachel: It’s Nature week, and tonight we’ve got more jokes that’ll get you laughing as a hard as a hyena! 

Here’s your first joke: 

Why didn’t the sheep go to school?

>> Kid:  Why?

>> Rachel: Because she felt baaaaaaaaad.

Have you ever seen a picture of a big, fluffy sheep, one that looks like a cloud? The puffy part is the sheep's hair, called its fleece. Fleece is where we get wool from, to make comfy wool sweaters and warm wool coats!

Switch your brushing to the other side of the top of your mouth, and keep brushing!

Here’s your next joke: 

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

>> Kids: Why?

>> Rachel: Because it had too much bark. 

Cats been kept as pets by humans for about 10,000 years! The cats we keep as pets today are related to giant, wild cats like tigers, LIONS and Jaguars.

Switch your brushing to the bottom of your mouth, and brush the molars in the way back.

Here’s another joke for you: 

Why do Dolphins rarely make mistakes?


>> Rachel: Because they do everything on porpoise!

Porpoises are kind of like dolphins' cousins. Porpoises and dolphins both have a grayish color, they both eat things like fish and squid, and they both have holes on their heads that they blow air out of, called a blowhole. But there are some ways you can tell them apart. 

Switch your brushing to the other side of the bottom of your mouth, and give your tongue a brush too. 

Dolphins love to jump and play, and talk A LOT Porpoises are a little more shy, and usually only come above the waves to breathe in air. Dolphins have long, skinny noses, but porpoise snouts are shorter and rounder. And Dolphin teeth are pointy and sharp. Porpoise teeth are round, and flat. 

Ok I think Chompers has served its porpoise today, but come back tomorrow for more Chompers. Until then, make sure to- 

>> Kids: 3, 2, 1 spit!