August 20, 2022

Snacks Week Night Jokes (8-20-2022)

by Chompers

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Tonight's Chompers is bound to be GOUDA, because we've got more snack jokes!

Where to Listen


>> Rachel: Welcome back, it's time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show. 

Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side, and brush the inside, outside and chewing side of each tooth. 

>> KIDS: 3, 2, 1 brush!

>> Rachel: It’s Snack Week, and tonight’s episode is going to be GOUDA, because we have more cheesy snack jokes for you! (RIMSHOT)

Here’s your first one: 

Why does the grape jam wanna be peanut butter?




>> Rachel: Because it’s jelly.


>> Rachel: It’s hard not to be jelly, I mean jealous, when you see someone snacking on a delicious and nutritious peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 

Switch to the other side of the top of your mouth, and but dont brush too hard. 

Some people like creamy peanut butter best. And some go nuts for the chunky kind. When it comes to jelly, you might get jammed up by all the fruit flavors to choose from - strawberry, raspberry, blackberry, and grape. Speaking of fruit, Here’s another fruity joke:

Why are grapes such good parents?




>> Rachel: Because they’re good at RAISIN a bunch of baby grapes.

(SFX Rimshot) 

>> Rachel: Raisins are grapes that have been dried up in an oven, or outside in the sun. They can be a sweet snack on their own, or you can add them to things like yogurt and trail mix. 

Switch to the bottom of your mouth, and keep brushing 

Ok next joke!

What did the cucumber say to the pickle?


>> Rachel: You’re a pretty a big DILL.

(SFX Rimshot)

>> Rachel: And what did the pickle say back to the cucumber?


>> Rachel: Well, you’re a pretty CUTE-cumber.

(SFX Rimshot) 

>> Rachel: Here’s the DILL with pickles -- pickles are actually cucumbers that have been soaked in vinegar for a long time. And if you put the herb DILL into the vinegar, you get a DILL pickle. 

Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth, and brush in little circles around each tooth. 

Here’s one last joke before you go:

What kind of food beats all other foods in a race?




>> Rachel: Fast food.

(SFX Rimshot) 

>> Rachel: And now it’s time to race off to bed! You did a great job brushing today. Come back tomorrow for more Chompers. Now all you have to do is 

>> KIDS: 3, 2, 1 spit!.