April 13, 2020

Standup Week Monday Morning (4-13-2020)

by Chompers

Background show artwork for Chompers

Get ready to laugh on Chompers! Because it’s Stand Up Week!

Transcript

Good morning! It’s time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show. 


Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side, and make sure to brush the inside, outside, and chewing side of each tooth. 


3 - 2 - 1 BRUSH


It’s…… Stand Up week on Chompers. A Stand Up Show is where comedians stands up in front of a crowd of grown ups and make silly jokes. Comedians are really funny people, so funny that it’s their job to make grown ups laugh. But kids deserve to laugh too, right? So Chompers invited our favorite stand up comedians for a very special Stand Up show. Chompers’ Stand Up show!


Ready for the show?


>> KIDS: YES!


Ok first...Switch your brushing to the other side of the top of your mouth (SFX), and make sure to brush the inside, outside and chewing side of each tooth.


[Switch Bell] 


Now ladies, gentlemen and Chompions please welcome our first comedian… John Dixon! 


>> John: Hi Everyone. 


>> Kids: Hi!


>> John: I did a comedy show last week and everybody in the audience was ghosts. I actually did really really well but they still booed. 


Switch your brushing to the bottom of your mouth, and give your tongue a brush too. 


[Switch Bell]


>> John: How many of you like dogs. Let me hear you say Wolf. How many of you like cats. Let me hear you say meow. How many of you like squirrels let me hear you make a squirrel noise. That was a trick squirrel don't make noise. 


Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth, and make sure to brush the molars in the waaaay back.


[Switch Bell]


>> John: Knock knock. 


>> Kids: Who's there? 

 

>> John: Ash. 


>> Kids: Ash who? 


>> John: Oh bless you. 


(KIDS LAUGHING)


>> John: Knock knock. 


>> Kids: Who's there?


>> John: Whenheup and Tigger too.  


OK. That’s it for Chompers, but audience let’s end the show together…

 

 >> KIDS CROWD: 3, 2, 1, SPIT!