April 16, 2020

Standup Week Thursday Night (4-16-2020)

by Chompers

Background show artwork for Chompers

Our comedian Andrew Barbato is back with a song on tonight’s Chompers!

Transcript

Welcome back, it’s time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show


Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side, and brush the inside, outside and chewing side of each tooth


Remember to listen for this sound and when you hear it switch your brushing. 


[Switch Bell]


3, 2, 1 brush! 


It’s Stand Up week. And tonight our comedian Andrew Barbato is back with a song. Andrew take it away!


>> Andrew: You guys ready for a song?


>> Kids: Yes!


Andrew:  


every night by 7:30

every kid’s a little dirty

time to put the bubbles in the bath

that’s too hot

that’s too cold

this nozzle looks

a cent’ry old!

whoops i broke the nozzle

right in half!

(spoken)

now the water won’t stop! it’s a titlewave!

and the nozzle whooshed off! so the nozzle must be saved!


[Switch Bell]


oh, time to take a dive

one day we will laugh about it

(if we both survive)

Yo ho

and so, grab your brother’s

scuba gear and swim!

let the under water bubble quest begins!


hey look! it’s miss mazetti

from apartment 32!

she says:

“what have you two done!?

my lasagna’s out to sea!”

then we see the little nozzle

that we need to stop the flow

floating way up to the roof

where we are not supposed to go...


[Switch Bell]


oh, time to take a dive

one day we will laugh about it

(if we both survive)


And so!

there’s a school of fish that we can feed

as the under water bubble quest gains speed!

to the rooftop we plunge

where the nozzle resides

when i see it i lunge —

but it’s missing both side!


[Switch Bell] 


you say:

“look over there

tangled up in the weeds!”

then we both say a prayer

it’s the piece that we need!

you do the back stroke

and bring back what i broke,

we fin’ly can turn off the tub!

oh, time to take a dive

once the waters drained

it’s time for bed—

eight thirty five

and whoa!

truth be told, i had a lot fun!

now our under water

bubble quest is done

 (end of song) 


Thank you my friends!


Truth be told that’s it for Chompers today, but come back tomorrow for more Stand Up Week! Until then, 3, 2, 1 spit