June 17, 2023

Sports Week Night Jokes (6-17-2023)

by Chompers

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Get ready for more sporty jokes on tonight's Chompers!

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>>RACHEL: On your mark, get set, Go….grab your toothbrush because it’s time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show

Start on the top of your mouth, and brush alllll the teeth on one side.

>>KIDS: 3, 2, 1 brush! 


>>RACHEL: It’s sports week, and tonight our sports jokes are doing the heavy lifting.


>>RACHEL: Here’s the first one:

Why did the basketball player have to go to the doctor?

>>KIDS: Why? 

>>RACHEL: He missed all his shots.



>>RACHEL: We get shots at the doctor to keep our bodies safe from diseases.  In BASKETBALL, players take shots with the ball, hoping to get it in the net and score some points for their team. 

Switch to the other side of the top of your mouth…


>>RACHEL: -and give your tongue a brush too.


>>RACHEL: Here’s another joke for you: 


What kind of Bee flies the fastest? 

>>KID: What kind?




>>RACHEL: A Frisbee is a flat disc that you can throw. Frisbees spin through the air, and lots of people use them to play catch. 


>>RACHEL: Ultimate Frisbee is a sport you can play with a frisbee and it’s kind of like a mix of soccer and football.

Switch to the bottom of your mouth…


>>RACHEL: -and brush the molars in the way back.

Here’s another joke:

What do soccer players drink from when they’re thirsty?

>>KIDS: What? 

>>RACHEL: The World Cup


>>RACHEL: In 2018, 32 countries from all over the world competed in the World Cup Countries like Egypt, Senegal and Mexico sent their best players, but in the end the team from FRANCE won it all and became World Cup champions.

Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth... and the inside, outside, and chewing side of each tooth.


>>RACHEL: Here’s one last joke before you go:

Why are soccer players so successful?

They always achieve their goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooals!


>>RACHEL: Ok that’s it for Chompers tonight, I hope you thought our jokes were a slam dunk. Come back tomorrow for more of sports week, and until then, rinse with water before you…

>>KIDS: 3, 2, 1 spit!


>>RACHEL: Chompers is a production of Gimlet Media.