April 14, 2020

Standup Week Tuesday Morning (4-14-2020)

by Chompers

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Our comedian Joe Rumrill needs your help on today’s Chompers!

Transcript

Good morning, it’s time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show.


Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side, and brush the inside, outside, and chewing side of each tooth. 


In this episode make sure you listen for the bells that tell you when to switch your brushing to another part of your mouth. 


[Switch Bell] 


3, 2, 1 brush! 


It’s Stand Up week so let’s get a round of applause going for our next comedian ... Joe Rumrill!


>> Joe: Oh my goodness. How are you. How's it going. Goodness gracious well.


Oh I forgot to say, Joe needs your help with something. 


>> JOE: I know you guys just met me but I want to test something out and I need your help. 


So when you hear Joe holding up his fingers, you hold up your fingers too! And when you hear him tell the crowd to call out. You do it too! Ok, Joe take it away. 


[Switch Bell]


>>JOE: So when I point to you guys with one finger, will you, at the top of your lungs, as loud as you can, scream the word frogs. Let's try it one finger pointing at you... 


>> KIDS: FROGS!


>> Joe: There's a second part of this. I'm sorry I should have let you know when I point to you with two fingers... Can you shout the word toads. OK. So so far it would go one finger. 


>> KIDS? FROGS!


>>JOE:  Two fingers. 


>>KIDS: TOADS!


>> JOE:  All right. There's a third part. I'm so sorry. I know I should have let you know there's a third part. 


[Switch Bell]


>> JOE: Do you guys know what a Newt is. A Newt is it's another amphibian like a frog or a toad. OK. When I point you with three fingers. So I point you with three fingers. Can you shout the word newts.

 

[Switch Bell]


>> JOE: Here you go ok.


>> KIDS: NEWT!


>> JOE: You're going to help me out so much. Here's one. OK. All right. So you guys remember what to do right. OK cool. All right.  (SINGING) I just need to test something out. Bom bom bom you're gonna help me out so much.


>> KIDS: FROGS, TOADS, NEWTS!


That’s it for Chompers today, but come back tonight for more jokes! Until then, FROGS, TOADS, NEWTS spit!