>> Chomperbot: Welcome back Chompions. It’s time for Chompers, your twice daily tooth brushing show!
Stat brushing on one side of the top of your mouth, and brush the inside, outside, and chewing side of each tooth.
>> KIDS: 3, 2, 1 brush!!
Chomperbot here! Your robotic podcast host here with more JOKES to make you laugh. Which I hope to do myself someday…
>> Rachel: You hope to do what someday Chomperbot?
>> Chomperbot: Oh my! Rachel! You’re back!
>> Rachel: That’s right! Zac and I had a great trip!
>> ZAC: I learned how to snorkel!
>> Rachel: Yeah and he wont stop talking about it. But, I’m really glad to be back. I owe you one for helping host this week though Chomperbot! What were you saying you wanted to be able to do, I’d love to help!
>> Chomperbot: Well, first everyone listening needs to switch their brushing to the other side of the top of their mouth, and give their tongues a brush too.
I was just saying I’d love to laugh. I get that jokes are funny, but have never really laughed at them myself.
>> Rachel: I bet I could make you laugh! Here, let me try. Uhhhh, what was the software engineer’s favorite part of DINNER?
>> Chomperbot: I’m not sure.
>> Rachel: The APPS! (Rimshot)
>> Chomperbot: I get it. Because people who write code can make APPS, like on a grown-up’s phone. And an APP is short for Appetizer, which is food that comes right before dinner.
>> Rachel: Well I’m glad you got it, but you didn’t really laugh. Switch your brushing to the bottom of your mouth, and keep on brushing.
>> Rachel: How about this one: what was the software engineer’s favorite DANCE MOVE?
>> Chomperbot: The Robot?
>> Rachel: THAT ONE’S HILARIOUS!
>> Chomperbot: You’re right, it is really funny. (PAUSE) Ha. Ha ha. Hahaha!
>> Rachel: That’s it! That joke worked!
>> Chomperbot: Not really, hahaha!
>> Rachel: So if it wasn’t my amazing joke what’s making you laugh so much?
>> Chomperbot: I’ll explain, but first switch your brushing to the other side of the bottom of your mouth! HA! Hahaha!
I’m just picturing KURT, the software engineer who made me, doing the robot! Hahaha!
SFX DOOR HINGE
>> Rachel: Chomperbot was just saying how funny it would be to watch you do the robot
>> Kurt: Oh you mean like this?
(Laughter all around)
>> Chomperbot: Ah, well that was really nice. Now I understand why humans like these joke things so much.
>> Rachel: Well since I’m back from my break I guess I can take over the show now. But thanks for all your help Chomperbot! Want to count us out?
>> Chomperbot: I’d love to.
>> KIDS: 3, 2, 1 spit!!
>> Chomperbot: Kurt dancing ... I just can’t get over it! Hahahaha.
>> KURT: Oh man, how do I code you to STOP laughing?
Chompers is a production of Gimlet Media.