October 10, 2020

In Charge Week Night Jokes (10-10-2020)

by Chompers

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Who was most rock ‘n’ roll president of the United States? Shout it out!

Transcript

>> Rachel: Welcome back, it’s time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show. 


Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side, and brush all the way to the molars in the back.


>> KIDS: 3, 2, 1 brush!


>> Rachel: It’s In Charge Week, and tonight we’ve got more funny jokes for you. 


Ok, here’s your first one: 


Who was most rock ‘n’ roll president of the US?

 

>> Kid: Who? 

 

>> Rachel: Ba-ROCK Obama! 

 

Got it? Barack/Barock! He was the 44th president of the US. (SFX Applaud)


Switch your brushing to the other side of the top of your mouth, and brush the inside, outside, and chewing side of each tooth.


Ok, here’s your next one!


Why does a baseball coach never fly first-class?

 

>> Kids: Why?

 

>> Rachel: They only fly coach!

 

When you travel by plane, you can buy a ticket to fly first-class or coach. You fly first-class if you want to pay extra for extra food (SFX yes) or an extra roomy seat (SFX snoring). 


Switch to the bottom of your mouth, and don’t forget your front teeth.


Here's your next joke:


What do you call the tree that’s in charge? 


>> Kid: What? 


>> Rachel: The TREE-E-O


(SFX RIMSHOT/LAUGH) 


There are no tree-e-o’s, but you may have heard of a CEO. A CEO is the person in charge of a company or business. The letters C-E-O stand for Chief Executive Officer, three fancy words that just mean person-in-charge. 


Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth, and give your tongue a brush, too.


Ok, here’s one last joke before you go:


Why did the queen go to the dentist? 

 

>> WALTER: I know this one! To get a new crown!


>> Rachel: All right, Chompions, you did a good job laughing. Until next time, 


>> KIDS: 3, 2, 1 spit!