April 17, 2020

Standup Week Friday Night (4-17-2020)

by Chompers

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Our comedian Hannah Solow is back with a crazy song about hamsters having a party!

Transcript

Hey there, welcome back to Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show! Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side, and brush all the way to the molars in the back


Remember to listen for this sound (SFX) and when you hear it switch your brushing. 


3, 2, 1 brush! 


It’s Stand Up week and and our comedian Hannah is back...with a crazy song about her 52 hamsters!  


Hannah: One day I came home, I opened the door and all of my hamsters were doing something crazy. It was a ....(SONG)


It was a.... 

Hamster Party

Hamsters having a party

Hamster party

Hamsters getting naughty


[Switch Bell]


Hamsters going crazy when they’re alone

A hamster party at HOME


They made a huge mess! The biggest mess I’d ever seen.

There was a hamster on the couch and a hamster on my bed

A hamster on the ceiling a hamster on my head? AH!

A hamster in my bathtub taking a bubble bath

A hamster in my room trying on my hats

A hamster watching TV, a hamster eating cream cheese

10 hamsters having a pool party in the toilet


(SFX Switch Bell)


Hamster Party

Hamsters having a party

Hamster party

Hamsters getting naughty

Hamsters going crazy when they’re alone


Hamster party at HOME

Pancake the hamster was sitting in the fridge

I said Pancake oh Pancakey, what was it you did???

She said,

I ate chicken and peanut butter and pickles and pizza and pasta and cake 

and bananas and meats uh and carrots and mayonnaise and Chinese food

Then she barfed all over my shoes

Hamster barf YUCK! 


(SFX Switch Bell)


What could I do?

They were having so much fun

It was hard to be mad 


And I guess after all it wasn’t so bad

So I cleaned off the barf and I grabbed a

I decided to join in on the celebration

I joined the

Hamster Party

Hamsters having a party

Hamster party

Hamsters getting naughty

Hamsters going crazy when they’re alone

Hamster party at HOME


Oh my gosh that all really happened. Can you believe it?


(KIDS LAUGH)


>> Rachel: Unbelievable! Now I gotta go check on my cat. Don’t forget to rinse before 3, 2, 1 spit!