June 24, 2023

Robots Week Night Jokes (6-24-2023)

by Chompers

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Tonight’s jokes are AUTOMATICALLY going to make you giggle.

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>>RACHEL: Welcome back, it's time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show. 

Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side, and brush the inside, outside and chewing side of each tooth. 

>>KIDS: 3, 2, 1 brush!


>>RACHEL: It’s Robot Week, and tonight’s jokes are AUTOMATICALLY going to make you giggle. 

Here’s your first one: 

Knock Knock 


>>KIDS: Who’s there?

>>RACHEL: Ann.

>>KIDS: Ann who?

>>ROBOT: Ann Droid. I am a robot.

[Rimshot/ Beeps & Boops]

>>RACHEL: Ann can be a person’s name. Ann-droids are robots that look or act just like human beings. 

Switch your brushing to the other side of the top of your mouth…


>>RACHEL: -but don’t forget those front teeth.

Here’s another joke:

Why did no one want to talk to the flying robot?


>>RACHEL: He would always DRONE on and on.


>>RACHEL: Drones are flying robots. And when someone drones on and on, that means they’re talking on and on, and it’s SO boring.


>>RACHEL:  So would you want to talk to a flying robot that just drones on all the time? 

>>ROBOT: Negative.

>>RACHEL: Switch your brushing to the bottom of your mouth…


>>RACHEL: -and keep brushing. 

Here’s your next joke:  

How do you make a robot angry?

>>KIDS: How?

>>RACHEL: Push its buttons.

[Rimshot/Beeps & Boops]

>>RACHEL: When someone does something on purpose to make you angry, you’d say they’re pushing your buttons. Robots can be controlled by buttons on a remote controller. Get it? You can make a robot angry by pushing its buttons. 

Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth…


>>RACHEL: -and brush in little circles around each tooth. 

Here’s one last joke before you go:

What do you call a robot that’s really good at its job?


>>RACHEL: A PRO-bot.


>>RACHEL: When someone’s a PROFESSIONAL, or a PRO for short, that means they’re really good at what they do. Like a pro basketball player. 


>>RACHEL: So a PRO-BOT is like a PRO-fessional robot.

>>KID: Kinda funny huh?


>>RACHEL: That’s it for Chompers tonight. Come back tomorrow for more Robot week. Before you go…

>>KIDS: 3, 2, 1 spit.