It's time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show. Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side, and brush all the way to the molars in the back.
3, 2, 1 brush!
It’s Stand Up week! And tonight Chompion Dayani is opening the show! Dayani take it away!
>> Dayani: What do you call a meat that’s good at being a teenager?
>> Kids: What?
Dayani: A pro-teen!
Our next joke is from our professional joke teller Rachel Dry! But before we give her the mic... Do you know what a saying is?
>> KIDS: NO!
A saying is a phrase that kinda gives you advice on various things. And Rachel Dry really likes to do what these sayings say to do.
Switch your brushing to the other side of the top of your mouth, and brush your front teeth too
>> Rachel D: I try to always follow sayings. There is make new friends, make new friends but keep the old; one is silver and the other is gold.
So I make all my new friends face paint their faces silver and all my old friends paint their faces... gold.
Switch to the bottom of your mouth, and brush the molars in the back too before you.
>> Rachel D: And then you know time flies when you're having fun. Have you ever had that one? Yeah. Whenever I hear that I just buy an alarm clock an airplane ticket. So we'll just always be having fun
Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth, but don't brush too hard.
And now is time to say a big thank you to the comedians who performed on our very special Stand Up show in downtown Brooklyn. Andrew Barbato, Mary Cella, Karen Chee, John Dixon, Rachel Dry, Josh Gondelman, Aminah Imani, Jiji Lee, Joe Rumrill , Billy Soco, Hannah Solow and Amanda Xeller. Find us on twitter if you want to learn more about our comedians. We’re @Chompers.
That’s it for Chompers today,Until next time, 3, 2, 1 spit.