April 13, 2020

Standup Week Monday Night (4-13-2020)

by Chompers

Background show artwork for Chompers

Knock knock! Who’s there? Our comedian John Dixon on tonight’s Chompers!

Transcript

Welcome back!  It’s time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show.


Pick a side on the top of your mouth, and but dont brush too hard!


3, 2, 1 brush!


It’s Stand Up Week. Remember our standup comedian John Dixon from this morning?


>> KIDS: YESSS


Well he’s back with more jokes for you. So let’s give him a round of applause. 


>> John: Knock knock. 


>> Kids: Who's there 


>> John: Bad Joke teller who. Sorry. I messed that one up. 


>> John: I like playing with blocks. I like building things but sometimes I just get stuck I like I don't know what to build. You know I have block block. 


Switch to the other side of the top of your mouth, and brush your molars all the way in the back too. 


[Switch Bell]


>> John: I like swimming but sometimes the swimming pool will have too many rules. And the lifeguard will be really intense with their whistle; they'll be like no jumping no splashing in the pool. Make sure you're four inches away from the wall and two to seven inches away from a grownup. 


It's not fun like I'd rather just take a bath you know I'll be more fun and less rules. No one's going to go. No bubble beards. 


Switch your brushing to the bottom of your mouth, and make little circles with your brush around each tooth.


[Switch bell]


>> John: Isn't it weird. How when grownups are talking to babies. They make a baby voice or use this voice. Oh you see you. What if we talk to old people in an old people voice. Housh my grandpa. My grandpa. Who's a hot shot at bingo? you are. 


Switch your brushing to the other side of the bottom of your mouth, but don’t brush too hard. 


[Switch Bell]


>> John: Grownups love being Simon because grownups love to be controlling and to repeat themselves. I don't know. I feel like grownups like to repeat themselves. I don't know maybe it's just me thinking grownups like to repeat themselves. I think grownups like to repeat themselves. It might just be me but I do kind of feel like grown ups like to repeat themselves. So I mean like I don't know. No one believes me but I personally think grownups like to repeat themselves. 


(interrupting) OK. That’s it for Chompers today. Make sure to rinse before you…

 

3, 2, 1 spit!