January 10, 2023

Jokes Week Morning Music Jokes (1-10-2023)

by Chompers

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What's corn's favorite type of music? Hear the corny punchline to our joke on today's Chompers.

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>>Rachel: Good morning! It’s time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show.

Pick a side on the top of your mouth, and but dont brush too hard!

>> KIDS: 3, 2, 1 brush!

>>Rachel: It’s Jokes Week on Chompers and today we’re tickling the ivories (SFX PIANO) and your funny bone!


What's a geologists favorite kind of music? 

>> KIDS: I don’t know

>>Rachel: Rock music! (SFX GUITAR/Laughter)

What’s a geologist? A geologist is a scientist who studies rocks. They also study the earth. I guess you could say they’re kind of  rock stars. (SFX RIMSHOT) 

Switch your brushing to the other side of the top of your mouth (SFX), and make sure to brush the inside, outside and chewing side of each tooth. 

Here’s your next joke: 

What’s the alphabet’s favorite kind of music?

>> KIDS: What kind?

>>Rachel: R & B

(Piano SFX)

R & B stands for RHYTHM and BLUES. It's a type of music that's been around for A LONG time. 

You might know R&B musicians like John Legend and BEYONCE!

Switch your brushing to the bottom of your mouth (SFX), and give your tongue a brush too. (SFX)

Here's another joke:

Why’s everyone afraid of the orchestra’s string section? (SFX strings)

Because they’re so violin-t. (SFX RIMSHOT /laughter)

You may have heard of a violin -- or you may have heard of a fiddle! They're they same thing, but violins are often played like THIS and fiddles are played more like THIS.

Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth, and make sure to brush the molars in the waaaay back


Here’s one last joke for today: 

What is corn’s favorite kind of music? 

>> KIDS: What is it?

>>Rachel: Pop music! (SFX Sad Trombone)

That’s it for Chompers today. Come back tonight for more jokes, and until then make sure to rinse and 

>> KIDS: 3, 2, 1 spit!