October 31, 2020

Pets Week Night Jokes (10-31-2020)

by Chompers

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We've got more pet jokes that are sure to make you howl like a hound dog!

Where to Listen


>> Rachel: Welcome back! It’s time for Chompers, your twice daily toothbrushing show.

Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side, and make little circles with your brush around each tooth.

>> KIDS: 3, 2, 1 brush! 

>> Rachel: It’s Pets Week, and tonight we’ve got more jokes to get you howling like a hound dog! (SFX AWOOOO)

Here’s your first joke: 


Why are baby cats the funniest pets?

>> Kids: Why? 

>> Rachel: They’re always kitten around

Baby cats are called kittens, but do you know what a grown up boy cat is called? 

>> Kids: I Don’t Know

Find out after you switch to the other side of the top of your mouth, and brush the molars in the way back. 

Male cats are called Tom cats, and a grown up female cat is called a Molly or Queen cat. I guess in the animal kingdom, lady cats rule (SFX MEOW).

Here’s your next joke: 

How did the snail feel after getting an A on the test? 

>> Kid: HOW? 

>> Rachel: Ex-shellent (SFX RIMSHOT)

Get it?! Snails live in shells 

Switch to the bottom of your mouth, and give your tongue a brush too

Here's another joke: 

Why did the dog call in sick to work?

>> Kids: WHY?


>> Rachel: She was feeling ruff.

Dogs bark for a lot of reasons.  A dog that’s in a house might be barking because it’s bored.  A dog in a yard might be barking because it’s scared.  Or, if a dog is jumping up on a person and barking it might just be excited to see them.  It can be hard to tell why a dog is barking, so you should definitely talk to the owner before you pet their dog, to make sure it’s ok with them.

Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth, and keep brushing! 

Here’s one last joke before you go:

What do you call a hermit crab’s home? 

>> Kids: What? 

>> Rachel: His Crabitat!

Don’t be CRABBY that it's time to go! (RIM  SHOT) There’s more Chompers waiting for you tomorrow morning! Until then, rinse with water before you... 

>> KIDS: 3, 2, 1 spit!