April 11, 2020

Earth Week Night Jokes (4-11-2020)

by Chompers

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Get ready for some recycling jokes on tonight’s Chompers!

Transcript

Welcome back, it’s time for Chompers your morning and night toothbrushing show! 


Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side, and brush all the way to the molars in the back.


3, 2, 1 brush!

 

It’s Earth Week and tonight we’ve got some recycling jokes to get you giggling. 


Here’s your first one: 


Why Did the shark buy the refrigerator?

 

>> KIDS: WHY?


He heard it was energy eFISHent

 

Get it? eFISHent!

 

>>KIDS: Huh?

 

I’ll explain after you switch your brushing to the other side of the top of your mouth, and brush the inside, outside and chewing side of each tooth.


[Switch Bell]


We say something is energy efficient when it uses as little energy as possible. So, for example, an energy EFFICIENT refrigerator might be a refrigerator that SAVES energy by using less electricity. 


The shark is going to be disappointed if it’s looking for some fish.


>>JASMINE: Unless there’s fish in the fridge!


Good point. Ok, let’s move on. Switch to the bottom of your mouth, and brush the molars in the back too.


[Switch Bell]


Ok, here’s another joke.


Knock knock!

 

>> KIDS: Who’s there?

 

Joke about conservation.

 

>> KIDS: Joke about conservation who?

 

Ask me later, I’m saving my energy right now.


That’s what I call an energy efficient joke!


Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth, but don't brush too hard.


[Switch Bell] 

 

Here’s one last joke:

 

Knock knock!

 

>>KIDS: Who’s there?

 

Recycled joke

 

>>KIDS: Recycled joke who?

 

Knock knock

 

>>KIDS: Who’s there?

 

Recycled joke

 

>>KIDS: Recycled joke who?

 

Knock knock...

 

That's it for Chompers today, we hope you’ll recycle these jokes! Come back tomorrow for more Earth week, and until next time…


3, 2, 1 spit!