January 11, 2021

Jokes Week Night Jobs Jokes (1-11-2021)

by Chompers

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How do firefighters decide on dinner? Find out on tonight's episode of Chompers filled with JOBS JOKES!

Transcript

>> Rachel: Hey there! Do you know what time it is? 


>> Kid: Lunch time? 


>> Rachel: NO! It’s time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show


Get your toothbrush going and…


>>Kids: 3, 2, 1 Brush!


>> Rachel: It’s Jokes week on Chompers, and tonight we’ve got more jokes to get you giggling.


So...

Why do pilots love garbage?


>>Kids: Why?


>> Rachel: Because of all the flies

(SFX RIMSHOT/FLIES)


One of the most famous airplane pilots in history is Wiley Post. Wiley was the first person to fly a plane ALL BY HIMSELF, all the way around the world (SFX AIRPLANE)!


Switch your brushing to the other side of the top of your mouth, and make sure to brush the inside, outside and chewing side of each tooth. 


Here’s another joke: 


How do firefighters decide on dinner?


>> KIDS: HOW?


>> Rachel: They take a pole.

(SFX slide whistle descending)


Firefighters slide down a pole when it’s time to go out and fight a fire  -- it’s because it’s faster than taking the stairs!  


Switch your brushing to the bottom of your mouth, and make little circles with your brush around each tooth.


But there’s ANOTHER type of poll -- that’s when you vote on something!  So let’s take a poll -- raise your hand if you want to hear more jokes.


Hey, it looks like the answer to our poll is yes!


Why was the dog walker sad?


>> Kids: Why?


>> Rachel: Because he had a ruff day. 

(SFX RUFF RUFF)


Woof -- did you like that joke? Let’s take another poll -- raise your hand if you liked it.


Ok, NOW, switch your brushing to the other side of the bottom of your mouth, but don’t brush too hard. 


Here’s one last joke to send you off: 


Knock knock


>> Zac: Who’s there?


>> Rachel: Butt


>> Zac: Butt who?


>> Rachel: Butt doctor.


>> Zac: That jokes not funny - a butt doctor is actually called a proctologist. (SFX SAD TROMBONE)


>> Rachel:  Ugh fine. But still, that’s it for Chompers tonight.


Great job brushing, you really WORKED that toothbrush! (SFX RIMSHOT). 


Come back tomorrow for another daily dose of dental hygiene and until then make sure to rinse before you 


>> Kids: 3, 2, 1 spit!