July 25, 2020

Bugs Week Night Jokes (7-25-2020)

by Chompers

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Tonight we have more knee-slappers about insects with our bug jokes!

Transcript

>> Rachel: Welcome back to Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show!


Pick a side on the top of your mouth, and brush the inside, outside and chewing side of each tooth. 


>> KidsL 3, 2, 1 Brush!


>> Rachel: It’s Bugs Week, and tonight we’ve got some jokes. Let’s get started because We couldn't BEEEE more excited! 


Here’s your first joke: 


Why are insects so annoying?


>> Kids: WHY?


>> Rachel: All they do is bug you. 


What’s a bug and what’s an insect? Find out after you... switch your brushing to the other side of the top of your mouth, but don’t brush too hard. 


(Switch Bell)


>> Rachel: An insect is a creature that has six legs, and one or two pairs of wings.


A BUG is a TYPE of insect … Like stink bugs and water bugs. but a lot of people just use the word “bug” to mean crawly little creatures!  So that’s why on BUGS week we talk about all kinds of stuff! Insects, spiders, beetles -- they’re all bugs to us.


Switch your brushing to the bottom of your mouth, pick a side, and make sure to reach the molars in the way back. 


(Switch Bell)


>> Rachel: Knock knock!


>> ZAC: Who’s there?


>> RACHEL: Ant.


>> ZAC: Aunt Francine?


>> RACHEL: No! Look down! I’m an ant! Scientists call ants INSECTS, because they have 6 legs!


Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth, and don’t forget those front teeth. 


(Switch Bell)


>> Rachel: Ok, time for one more joke before we go.


Knock knock! 


>> ZAC: Who’s there?


>> RACHEL: Bugs.


>> ZAC: Bugs who?


>> RACHEL: It bugs me that you don’t know who I am!


If you're being BUGGED BY BUGS, call an exterminator. It’s an exterminator's job to get rid of bugs when they live places they shouldn’t be!


Ok! We’re all done! But come back tomorrow for more bonkers bugs!


>> Kids: 3 2 1 SPIT!