February 3, 2023

Money Week Night Jokes (2-3-2023)

by Chompers

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Why did the football team break the piggy bank? Find out the funny answer in today's jokes!

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>> Rachel: Welcome back, it's time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show. 

Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side, and don’t brush too hard

>> Kids: 3, 2, 1, brush!

>> Rachel: Its money week, and tonight we’ve got more jokes that will have you saying “That's rich!” 


Ok I guess that was a … CHEAP SHOT.


Ok, tough crowd. Ok here’s your first joke: 

Why did the football team break the piggy bank?

>> Kids: Why?

>> Rachel: To get their quarterback.


Switch your brushing to the other side of the top of your mouth, and brush your molars in the way back too

The quarterback on a football team is the person who throws the ball. But if you put a quarter in a vending machine, and you didn't get your treat, you might start asking for your quarterback. 

Here's your next joke: 

Why did the groundhog go into debt?

>> Kids: I don't know. 

>> Rachel: Because he’d borrowed too much money.


Switch to the bottom of your mouth and brush your tongue too

Groundhogs are furry little animals that look like a mix between a squirrel and a beaver, and they love burrowing in the dirt. In the wintertime, groundhogs will burrow into a nest to wait out the cold, and they won’t come out until it's time for spring. So don’t let a groundhog BORROW money before they BURROW for the winter, because you might not get it back until spring! 

Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth, and brush the inside, outside and chewing side of each tooth 

Here’s one last joke before you go: 

Why did the bank run out of pennies?

>> KIDS: WHY? 

>> Rachel: I don’t know. It didn’t make any cents.


Alright, let's get out of here before I stop making any sense! That’s it for Chompers today, but we’ll be back tomorrow with more Money Week. Until then, 

>> KIDS: 3, 2, 1 spit.