December 20, 2022

Chompions Week Morning Jokes (12-20-2022)

by Chompers

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Today we’re sharing some silly jokes YOU sent us!

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>> Rachel: Welcome to Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show! It’s Chompions Week and today we’re sharing some silly JOKES you sent us!

But first, let’s get that toothbrush in your mouth. 

Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side, and brush in small circles all the way around the front, back and chewing side of each tooth.

>> Kids: 3, 2, 1 brush! 

Alright, ready to get giggling?  Here’s our first joke, from Mara and Lincoln. How do you make a tissue dance? 

>> ZAC: I don’t know?

>> RACHEL: Put a little boogie in it! (LAUGH)

Ok here’s another one -- from Payson & Acadia. What do you find in a clean nose?

>> ZAC: Hmmm

>> RACHEL: Fingerprints!!!

I think you know why we PICKED those two jokes!

Give your tongue a quick brush too! (SFX)  And now, Switch your brushing to the other side of your mouth, and make sure you’re not brushing too hard.

Here’s one from Yiannis!

>> RACHEL: What’s a vampire’s favorite animal?


A giraffe, because it has a looooooong neck.

Charlie from Scottsdale, Arizona sent us this joke! How do you know that there is an elephant under your bed?

>> ZAC: I don’t know.

>> RACHEL:  because your nose is touching the ceiling!! I never would have TRUNK of that!  Here’s one from Elaina: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

>> ZAC: Hm, I don’t know.

>> RACHEL: Because he felt crummy. (LAUGHTER)

Switch your brushing to the bottom of your mouth. Pick one side, and make sure to brush the teeth all the way in the back. 

Let’s hear Neena’s favorite joke: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?


>> RACHEL: Wasabi! (Wassup-B)???

And here’s Sheriff’s favorite joke: Have you ever tried eating a clock?

>> ZAC: Um, no.

>> RACHEL: It’s time consuming. (LAUGHTER)

Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth and keep on brushing! (SFX)  Make sure to brush your front teeth too!

Ok, here’s your LAST JOKE!  This one comes from Hunter and Hailey …

Ready for it?  Here we go: Did you hear the one about the elephant that doesn’t matter?

>>Zac: No … I didn’t …

>> Rachel: Oh, it’s irrelephant.

That’s all for Chompers today! 

>> Kids: 3, 2, 1, spit!