June 20, 2020

Sports Week Night Jokes (6-20-2020)

by Chompers

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Get ready for more sporty jokes on tonight's Chompers!

Transcript

[THEME SONG BEGINS]


>>RACHEL: On your mark, get set, Go….grab your toothbrush because it’s time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show


Start on the top of your mouth, and brush alllll the teeth on one side.


>>KIDS: 3, 2, 1 brush! 


[THEME SONG ENDS]


>>RACHEL: It’s sports week, and tonight our sports jokes are doing the heavy lifting.


[RIMSHOT]


>>RACHEL: Here’s the first one:


Why did the basketball player have to go to the doctor?


>>KIDS: Why? 


>>RACHEL: He missed all his shots.


[RIMSHOT/BUZZER]

[MUSIC BEGINS]


>>RACHEL: We get shots at the doctor to keep our bodies safe from diseases.  In BASKETBALL, players take shots with the ball, hoping to get it in the net and score some points for their team. 


Switch to the other side of the top of your mouth…


[SWITCH BELL]


>>RACHEL: -and give your tongue a brush too.


[MUSIC ENDS]


>>RACHEL: Here’s another joke for you: 

 

What kind of Bee flies the fastest? 


>>KID: What kind?


>>RACHEL: A FRIZZ -bEE


[RIMSHOT]

[MUSIC BEGINS]


>>RACHEL: A Frisbee is a flat disc that you can throw. Frisbees spin through the air, and lots of people use them to play catch. 


[WHIZ]


>>RACHEL: Ultimate Frisbee is a sport you can play with a frisbee and it’s kind of like a mix of soccer and football.


Switch to the bottom of your mouth…


[SWITCH BELL]


>>RACHEL: -and brush the molars in the way back.


Here’s another joke:


What do soccer players drink from when they’re thirsty?


>>KIDS: What? 


>>RACHEL: The World Cup


[RIMSHOT]


>>RACHEL: In 2018, 32 countries from all over the world competed in the World Cup Countries like Egypt, Senegal and Mexico sent their best players, but in the end the team from FRANCE won it all and became World Cup champions.


Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth... and the inside, outside, and chewing side of each tooth.


[SWITCH BELL] 


>>RACHEL: Here’s one last joke before you go:


Why are soccer players so successful?

They always achieve their goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooals!


[THEME SONG BEGINS]


>>RACHEL: Ok that’s it for Chompers tonight, I hope you thought our jokes were a slam dunk. Come back tomorrow for more of sports week, and until then, rinse with water before you…


>>KIDS: 3, 2, 1 spit!


[THEME SONG ENDS]


>>RACHEL: Chompers is a production of Gimlet Media.