December 22, 2020

Chompions Week Night Jokes (12-22-2020)

by Chompers

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You are too funny! Get ready for more giggles because we have EVEN MORE of the jokes you sent in!

Transcript

>> Rachel: Welcome back to Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show!  It’s Chompions Week and Tonight we’ve got more jokes …. Jokes from you folks at home!


Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side, and brush in small circles all the way around the front, back and chewing side of each tooth.


>> Kids: 3, 2, 1 Brush!


Ready for some laughs? Here’s your first joke from Luke: What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?


>> JASMINE: I don’t know!


>> RACHEL: Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

(SFX RIMSHOT)


Pretty good! Here’s another joke. It comes from Zoe Sophie, who lives in Vienna Austria! What time do we go to the dentist?


>> JASMINE: I don’t know, what time?!


>> RACHEL: TOOTH HURTY.

(SFX LAFF) 


TIME to switch your brushing to the other side of the top of your mouth, and make sure to reach the molars in the way back. 


Here’s a joke from Micah: What’s a Christmas carol that a playing cards like?


>> JASMINE: Gee, I don’t know.


>> RACHEL: DECK The Halls!!

(SFX Ho Ho Ho)


That joke was HALL right! (SFX SAD TROMBONE) 


Here’s one from Tavi: Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?

>> JASMINE: Whyyy? 


>> RACHEL: Because he wanted to see a butterfly. 

(SFX SPLAT) 


You’d BUTTER keep brushing, and switch to the bottom of your mouth on one side. Give your front teeth a good brush too. 


Heres a joke from the Hedden family: What’s a pig’s favorite karate move?  


>> JASMINE: What is it??


>> RACHEL: A pork chop!

(SFX HI-YAH!)


Here’s your last joke -- from Finnegan: Knock Knock


>> JASMINE: Who's there?


>> RACHEL: Claire


>>JASMINE: Claire who?


>> RACHEL: Claire the road, I'm coming through!

(SFX HONKING/I’M WALKING HERE) 


CLAIRELY you should switch your brushing to the other side of the bottom of your mouth -- but don’t brush too hard. 


Ok, here’s another joke for you:


How do you get a polar bear's attention?

With a cold snap.


SFX FINGER SNAP


Ok, LAST JOKE! 


>> RACHEL: Knock knock.  


>> JASMINE: who's There?  


>> RACHEL: Boo.  

>> JASMINE: Boo who? 


>> RACHEL:  “Don’t cry it’s just a joke!


Ok, that’s it … don’t forget...  


>>KIDS: 3, 2, 1, spit.