May 18, 2019

Musicians Week Night Jokes

by Chompers

We hope you love laughing because we have more musical jokes on tonight's Chompers. 

Transcript

[THEME SONG BEGINS]


>> RACHEL: Welcome back, it's time for more Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show.


Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side, and brush the inside, outside and chewing side of each tooth.


>> KIDS: 3, 2, 1 brush!


[THEME SONG ENDS]


>> RACHEL: It’s Musicians Week, and tonight we have a few riffs...


[GUITAR RIFF]


>> RACHEL: on some jokes about musicians. Here’s your first one:


Who is the baby’s favorite pop star?


>> KID: Who is it?


>> RACHEL: Lady Gaga!


[RIMSHOT AND BABY SOUNDS]

[MUSIC BEGINS]


>> RACHEL: Lady Gaga is a popular vocalist, who sings songs like “Born This Way” and “Poker Face”. But “gaga” is also a sound babies sometimes make before they learn how to talk.  But that’s not why she’s called Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga named herself after one of her favorite songs. Radio Gaga by the band Queen.


[MUSIC ENDS]


>> RACHEL: Switch your brushing to the other side of the top of your mouth...


[SWITCH BELL]


>> RACHEL: -and brush those front teeth too.


Here’s your next joke:


Which singer gets the most BUZZ?


[BUZZING BEE]


>> KID: I don’t know!


>> RACHEL: BEE-Yonce!


[RIMSHOT]

[MUSIC BEGINS]


>> RACHEL: Beyonce is another musician who sings pop music, which is a style of music lots of people listen to today. And when someone gets a lot of BUZZ, it means people really enjoy their music!


Switch your brushing to the bottom of your mouth...


[SWITCH BELL]


>> RACHEL: and brush all the way around each tooth.


[MUSIC ENDS]


Alright, ready for your next joke?


Who was Barbie’s favorite musician?


>> KID: Who is It?


DOLLY Parton!


[RIMSHOT]

[MUSIC BEGINS]


>> RACHEL: Dolly Parton is a country music singer. AND Barbie is a toy doll, so obviously she can’t have a favorite kind of music, but if she could, she might like Dolly Parton!


[MUSIC ENDS]


>> RACHEL: Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth,


[SWITCH BELL]


>> RACHEL: and give your tongue a brush too.


Here’s your last joke for tonight:


What’s Kendrick Lamar’s favorite kind of sandwich?


>> KID: What is it?


>> RACHEL: A wrap!


[LAUGHS]

[MUSIC BEGINS]


>> RACHEL: Kendrick Lamar is a famous musician. And while a “Wrap” can be a type of sandwich, it can also be to a style of music! In rap music, musicians say the words quickly over the music - it sounds like a poem!


[MUSIC ENDS]

[THEME SONG BEGINS]


>> RACHEL: Well, that’s a wrap for Chompers tonight, but come back tomorrow for more clean teeth. But first,


>> KIDS: 3-2-1 Spit!


[THEME SONG ENDS]


>> RACHEL: Chompers is a production of Gimlet Media.