January 14, 2021

Jokes Week Evening Mythical Creatures Jokes (1-14-2021)

by Chompers

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Tonight’s episode is spell-bound to be a good one because we have some magical jokes for you.

Transcript

>> Rachel: Once upon a time, it was Jokes week on Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show! 


Tonight’s episode is spell-BOUND to be a good one because we have some more magical jokes for you. 


Pick a side on the top of your mouth, and make little circles with your brush around each tooth. 


>> Kids: 3, 2, 1 brush! 


>> Rachel: Here’s your first joke:


What’s a unicorn’s favorite summer food?

>> Kids: What is it?

>> Rachel: Uni-corn on the cob

(SFX RIMSHOT/Laughter)


You may have seen cartoons of unicorns that make them look like pretty ponies, but in the old myth about unicorns they’re described as short, stocky goats (SFX GOAT).  


Switch your brushing to the other side of the top of your mouth, and give your front teeth a brush too (SFX). 


Here’s your next joke:


How did the troll get to work every day?

>> Kids: KIDS: How?

>> Rachel: He takes the fairy.

(SFX RIMSHOT/splash)


Fairies are tiny winged creatures. Ferry is also the name for a boat that carries people, and sometimes cars, across a small body of water. (SFX TUGBOAT HORN)  


Get it!?! A troll takes a fairy to work.


>> KID: Kinda funny, huh?


>> Rachel: Give your tongue a quick brush, (SFX TONGUE BRUSH) and then switch your brushing to the bottom of your mouth (SFX SWITCH)


The myths about trolls say that they turn into STONE in sunlight and that they hide under bridges!  


In the fairy tale “Three Billy Goats Gruff,” the troll who lives under the bridge wants to EAT the three billy goats but the goats make it over the bridge by tricking the troll! (SFX GOATS)


Switch your brushing to the other side of the bottom of your mouth, but don’t brush too hard. (SFX).


Ok here’s ONE LAST JOKE:


What is a wizard’s favorite subject in school?


>> ZAC: Spell-ing?


>> Rachel: Yeah, you might think they’re good at Spelling, but they’re actually a whiz at TRICK-anometry! 


(SFX Rimshot/Magic SFX)


You’re a real wizard at toothbrushing! Great job tonight. Come back tomorrow for more Chompers. Until then, rinse with water before you 


>> Kids: 3, 2, 1 spit!