December 18, 2020

Animal Week Morning Jokes (12-18-2020)

by Chompers

Background show artwork for Chompers

Get ready to HOWL with laughter at today's knock knock jokes!

Transcript

>> Rachel: Good morning! It’s time for another episode of Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show.


This week we’re all about animals! (SFX ELEPHANT TRUMPET) Are you ready? Here we go! 


Get your toothbrush in your mouth and start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side. 


>> Kids: 3, 2, 1 BRUSH! 



(SFX HORSE NEIGH)


>> Rachel: Guess what: it’s knock knock joke day! 


Are you ready for your first joke? Here it is! 


Knock knock.


>> KIDS: Who’s there?


>> Rachel: Alpaca.


>>KIDS: Alpaca who?


>> Rachel: Alpaca suitcase, because I’m goin’ on vacation! 


What’s an Alpaca? (SFX ALPACA BLEAT) An Alpaca is an animal that’s kind of like a mix between a horse, (SFX HORSE NEIGH) a camel (SFX Camel Groan) and a sheep (SFX BAAA). 


(SFX Switch)


Switch your brushing to the other side of your top teeth.  Make sure to brush the whole tooth, but don’t scrub too hard!


Alpaca hair is used to make really warm sweaters, blankets and ponchos. Alpacas also make really good pets! (SFX BAAAA) 


Ready for another joke? (SFX YEAAHHHH!) Here we go!


Knock knock.


>> KIDS: Who’s there?


>> Rachel: Who


>> KIDS: Who who?


>> Rachel: Who who -- I’m an owl, that’s my line! 


Now switch your brushing to the bottom of your mouth -- pick a side, and make sure to reach all the way to your back teeth!


If there was an owl in here, you probably wouldn't even know it. Owls have special feathers and REALLY BIG wings that make them super quiet fliers.


Owls do their flying at night -- they are NOCTURNAL animals. (SFX HUH?) Nocturnal means they stay up all night long, and sleep during the day.


Switch your brushing to the other side of the bottom of your mouth. 


Keep making those circles around the entire tooth! 


Here’s another joke!


Knock knock.


>> KIDS: Who’s there?


>> Rachel: Bunny.


>> KIDS: Bunny who?


>> Rachel: Nobunny important. I’d best be hoppin’ along now. 


Bunnies love to eat carrots, but if you want to see a bunny rabbit eating, you’ll have to wait until sunrise or sunset, since bunnies are most active around those times.


ROOSTER SFX


Alright brushers, you’re all set for the day! It’s time for YOU to get out there and try out your new knock, knock jokes. We’ll be back tonight with more jokes on CHOMPERS!


Have a great day and 


>>Kids: 3, 2, 1 spit!


(SFX HORSE)