March 26, 2020

Holidays Week Night Jokes (3-26-2020)

by Chompers

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What's a frog's favorite holiday? You'll have to listen to our holiday jokes to find out.

Transcript

Welcome back! It's time for more chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show. Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side, and brush all the way around each tooth. 


3, 2, 1, brush!


It's Holidays week and tonight we’ve got more hilarious holiday jokes to get you giggling. Here's your first one: 


What is a frog's favorite holiday? 


>>KID: What is it? 


Leap day! 


Leap day is a special holiday because it only happens every four years!


>>KID: What? 


I'll explain after you Switch your brushing to the other side of the top of your mouth, and brush the inside, outside and chewing side of each tooth. 


Leap day happens on February 29th. 


>> JASMINE: But February only has 28 days!


That's usually true, but every four years the month of February gets a special extra day at the end. That day is February 29th, and it's called Leap Day.


Ok here’s your next joke: 


When do Pirates plant trees? 


>>KID: I don’t know! 


On ARRRRRRR-bor day! 


Switch to the bottom of your mouth, and keep brushing. 


Arbor day is a day to go out and plant a tree! An Arbor is a shady place where trees grow, and Arbor day celebrates trees and all the wonderful things they do for our planet. 


Here’s another joke: 


How do flags say goodbye to each other? 


>>KIDS: How? 


They wave.


 Some countries have a holiday called Flag day, when they celebrate their flag.


Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth, and brush the molars in the way back. 


Every country in the world has its own flag, and each one looks different. Japan’s flag is white, with a big red circle in the middle. Mexico’s flag has an eagle on it, holding a snake in its mouth and standing on a cactus. If you made a flag, what would it look like?


That’s it for Chompers tonight, but come back tomorrow for more clean teeth. Until then 3, 2, 1 spit!