March 25, 2021

Holidays Week Morning Jokes (3-25-2021)

by Chompers

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What do ghosts do on Valentine's Day? The answer will make you scream... with laughter!

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>> Rachel: Hey there! Get ready for some clean teeth because it's time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show

Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side, and brush the inside, outside and chewing side of each tooth

>> KIDS: 3, 2, 1 brush!

>> Rachel: It's Holidays week, and today we’ve got some jolly jokes to get you giggling. Here’s your first one: 

What do ghosts do on Valentines Day?\

>> KID: What? 

>> Rachel: Spend time with their boo!

Boo isn't just what ghosts say! Boo is also what you call someone you love! Valentine's Day is a holiday to celebrate loved ones, so of course, ghosts would spend it with their booooooooooos!

Switch to the other side of the top of your mouth, and brush all the way to the molars in the back. 

Here’s your next joke: 

What’d the Egyptian Pharaoh say when he was scared on Halloween?

>>KIDS: What did they say? 

>> Rachel: I want my Mummy!

Halloween is a holiday when people dress up in spooky costumes. Lots of kids and grown ups go door to door saying “Trick or treat!.” On Halloween you can dress up like anything you want: A superhero, a dragon, or even a mummy!

Switch your brushing to the bottom of your mouth, and spit if you need to!

Here’s another joke: 

Why does everyone get the Fourth of July off from work and school?

>>KID: WHY? 

>> Rachel: Because only fire-works on the Fourth of July.

Get it? Fire-Works? 

The fourth of july is also known as Independence day in the United States, the day the United States became a country. Lots of people get the day off work to join in the festivities  and celebrate. Some of the most popular things to do are have a BBQ, go to a parade, and of course, see fireworks.

Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth, and keep brushing!

Fireworks aren't just used on fourth of july though. In Canada lots of people use fireworks on Victoria Day, a holiday to honor queen victoria's birthday, and people around the world set off fireworks at midnight on new year to celebrate the new year.  And in Asia ,people use fireworks to celebrate the festival of light, Diwali.

That’s it for Chompers today, but come back tonight for more hilarious holiday jokes. Until then, 

>> KIDS: 3, 2, 1 spit.