July 29, 2022

World Records Week Morning Jokes (7-29-2022)

by Chompers

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We've got some silly jokes on today's Chompers. So get ready to break some laughing records!

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>> RACHEL: Good morning, it’s time for Chompers, your twice daily toothbrushing show. 

It’s World Records Week, and today we’ve got some jokes to set the world record for the most laughter while brushing teeth!

Start brushing on the top of your mouth. Pick a side, and brush in little circles all the way around each tooth.

>>KIDS: 3, 2, 1 brush!


>> RACHEL: Here’s your first joke: 

Why couldn’t the world’s fastest man listen to music?


>> RACHEL: Because he BROKE the record!


>> RACHEL: A record is a disk with music on it that you can play on a record player! But a record can break easily. People used to listen to records much more, before we played our music on our phones or computers.

Switch your brushing to the other side of the top of your mouth…


>> RACHEL:  and brush the molars in the back too.

What was the joke about again? 

>>ZAC: The fastest man couldn’t listen to music ‘cause he had only one broken record.

>> RACHEL: Oh, yeah. That’s actually funny, ‘cause we say someone breaks a record when they do better than the person who was the best at it before! So if you’re the fastest woman to run 1 mile and then one day, someone else runs 1 mile faster than you, they can say they broke your record. You can also break your own record - by running again and going faster than you did before!

Switch to the bottom of your mouth…


>> RACHEL: -and brush the inside, outside, and chewing side of each tooth.

Ok so now that you get it, this joke should be a breeze:

Why wasn’t the world’s fastest woman allowed in music stores?


>> RACHEL: She was always breaking records!


>> RACHEL: Get it?

>>KID: Yes! 


>> RACHEL: Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth…


>> RACHEL: -but don’t brush too hard.

Here’s one last joke before you go: 

Knock knock...

>>KIDS: Who’s there?


>> RACHEL: World’s most annoying tune.


>>KIDS: World’s most annoying tune who?




>> RACHEL: So what do you think does that sound like the world’s most annoying tune?


>>GROUP: Yes!



>> RACHEL: That’s it for Chompers today, but come back tonight to BREAK the world record for the most laughter while brushing teeth! Until then…

>>KIDS: 3, 2, 1 spit!