February 20, 2021

Grosser Week Morning Jokes (2-20-2021)

by Chompers

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How does a nose eat her dinner? We've got a gross answer to make you giggle. 

Transcript

>> Rachel: Good morning, it’s time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show 


Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side, and brush the inside, outside and chewing side of each tooth


>> Kids: 3, 2, 1 brush!


It’s Grosser week so //(Cut off here)  


>> ZAC: Oh Cool, so we're talking about Grocers? Like the guy who runs my grocery store? Man, Phil is such an awesome guy-


>> Rachel: Whoa whoa Zac no. Im sure Phil is...super nice but its GROSSER week. As in, we had a gross week before, and this week is even GROSSER than that! 


>> Zac: Oh...right right cool, ok well I’m gonna …. Just go….


>> Rachel: ANYWAY. Its Grosser week, and today we’ve got some super silly, slimy, stinky, sticky gross jokes for you! 


>> Zac: Oh you know who tells great jokes? Phil. Man that guy is so funny-


>> Rachel: What? No! Get out of here Zac! We’ve got this!


Switch to the other side of the top of your mouth, and brush all the way to the molars in the back


Here’s your first Gross joke: 


How does a sneeze eat her dinner? 


>> Kids: HOW?? 


>> Rachel: She ACHOOOS it!

(SFX RIMSHOT/SNEEZE)


When we sneeze, (SFX AcHOO?)  it's because our nose is trying to get rid of germs or dust that have gotten into our nose.  When someone sneezes you can say GESUNDHEIT.  That’s a word from the country Germany that means “health.”  Because when someone sneezes you hope they’ve gotten rid of those germs and they’ll be healthy!


Switch to the bottom of your mouth, and keep brushing. 


Here’s your next gross joke: 


What did the tissue say to the nose? 


>>Kids: What did they say? 


>> Rachel: Ya BLEW it! 

(SFX RIMSHOT/NOSE BLOW) 


When you blow your nose, it’s usually because you are feeling sick, and have too many boogers in there. (SFX NOSE BLOW) But sometimes, blowing your nose can make you feel worse! The stuffy feeling in your nose can sometimes be caused by the tiny blood vessels in your nose (SFX HUH)


I'll explain after you switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth, and give your tongue a brush too.


Blood vessels are the little highways in your body that carry your blood around. When you get sick, sometimes those blood vessels get swollen, and make your nose feel stuffy. And if you blow your nose too hard … (SFX elephant), it can make the swelling worse, or even pop your blood vessels and give you a bloody nose! (SFX YUCK) So don’t BLOW it; blow your nose gently. 

 

That’s it for Chompers today, but come back tonight for more yucky yuk-yuks. Until then, rinse before you... 


>> Kids: 3, 2, 1 spit.