February 18, 2023

Grosser Week Night Jokes (2-18-2023)

by Chompers

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Why are invertebrates such cowards? The answer might make you chuckle!

Where to Listen


>> Rachel: Welcome back to Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show. Start brushing on the top of your mouth. Pick a side, and brush the inside, outside and chewing side of each tooth. 

>> Kids: 3, 2, 1 brush!

>> Rachel: It’s Grosser Week, and tonight we’ve got more gross jokes to make you say (SFX EWWW) while you (SFX LAUGH) 

Here’s your first one: 

What did the booger say when the kid picked his nose?

>>Kids: What did they say? 

>> Rachel: SNOT it!


Here’s another gross joke: 

Why did the nose not want dessert? 

>> Kids: WHY?

>> Rachel: Because it was stuffed!


Switch to the other side of the top of your mouth, and brush the molars in the way back

Here’s your next gross joke: 

Why are invertebrates such cowards? 

>>Kids: Why?

>> Rachel: Because they are spineless! 


Invertebrates are animals that have no backbones, like cockroaches, jellyfish and Octopuses. One of our favorite gross invertebrates is the slimy EARTHWORM. (SFX SLIME) Earthworms don't have feet, so they drag their bodies through the dirt. (SFX SQUEAKUM, QUEAKUM)

Switch your brushing to the bottom of your mouth, and brush your front teeth too

Earthworms may be gross to look at, but they do an important job: taking care of our soil -- you know, dirt! Earthworms eat stuff in our soil as they crawl through it. (SFX SQUEAKUM, QUEAKUM) Once they’ve eaten they take all the nutrients they need from it, and poop out the stuff they don't need. (SFX FART) 

Switch your brushing to the other side of the bottom of your mouth, and keep brushing

And that worm poop has lots of minerals that are good for the soil, and help plants grow. So thanks earthworms! 

Here’s one last gross joke before you go: 

What do you call a comet with an upset stomach?

>> KIDS: What? 

>> Rachel: A VOM-ET

(SFX Rimshot/ SFX kids ewwwww)

That's it for chompers tonight, we’ll be back with even grosser grossness tomorrow! Until then, rinse with water before you 

>> Kids: 3, 2, 1 spit!