November 20, 2020

Transportation Week Night Jokes (11-20-2020)

by Chompers

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You should choo choo choose this episode of Chompers if you want more transportation jokes!

Transcript

>> Rachel: Welcome back to Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show!


It’s transportation week (SFX HONK HONK) and tonight we’ve got more (SFX KNOCK KNOCK) knock knock jokes! (SFX YAY!) 


But before we hit the road, let’s get brushing!  Pick a side on the top of your mouth, and make sure to brush circles on the inside, the outside, and the chewing side of each tooth!


Ready?


>> KIDS: 3, 2, 1 brush!


>> Rachel: Ok, time for your first joke!


Knock knock


>> KIDS: Who’s there?


>> Rachel: Choo


>> KIDS: Choo who?


>> Rachel: Choo who! All aboard! (STEAM WHISTLE SFX)


SFX LAUGHTER


Have you ever ridden on a train?


Trains come in all shapes and sizes, from giant Diesel trains, (SFX TRAIN STEAM) to super fast bullet trains (SFX ZOOM). 


Switch to the other side of the top of your mouth, and make sure you’re brushing circles over EACH tooth!


Before we had airplanes, the main way people took looong trips was on a train.  And because the ride was so long, trains were sort of like hotels -- you had to sleep on the train, maybe for a whole WEEK. 


Nowadays a trip that would take almost a week on a train can be done on a plane in just a few hours.  


Switch to the bottom of your mouth. Pick a side and make sure as you’re brushing you’re reaching all the way back to those molar teeth.


Okay here's another joke.


Knock knock.


>> KIDS: Who’s there?


>> Rachel: Subway.


>> KIDS: Subway who?


>> Rachel: (singing) SubWAY over the rainbow, dreams come true!


SFX LAUGHTER


Subways are train systems that can go underground. Remember, SUB means UNDER. 


Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth.  But don’t brush too hard!


The world’s busiest subway system is in Beijing, China, with almost 10 million rides -- EVERY DAY (SFX CROWD)! 


Beijing’s subway also has over 300 stations, so there’s lots of places to go! But don’t get lost!


Nice job brushing! You’re all done! Speed back to Chompers tomorrow morning because we’re going to have some RIDDLES for you! And as always make sure to-


>> KIDS: 3,2,1 spit!


(SFX SUBWAY DING-DONG)