January 16, 2021

Jokes Week Evening Sports Jokes (1-16-2021)

by Chompers

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Get ready for some sporty jokes on tonight's Chompers!

Where to Listen


>> Rachel: Rise and shine, it’s time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show. 

Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side, and but don’t brush too hard.

>> Kids: 3, 2, 1 brush!

It’s Jokes Week, and tonight, making you laugh with our sporty jokes is our ….. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

(SFX rimshot/whistle) 


Here’s the first one:

Why did the basketball player have to go to the doctor?

>> Kids: Why? 

>> Rachel: He missed all his shots.


We get shots at the doctor to keep our bodies safe from diseases.  In BASKETBALL, players take shots with the ball, hoping to get it in the net and score some points for their team. 

Switch to the other side of the top of your mouth, and give your tongue a brush too (SFX BELL)

Here’s another joke for you: 


What kind of Bee flies the fastest? 

>> KID: What kind?

>> Rachel: A FRIZZ -bEE.

(SFX RIMSHOT/laughter)

A Frisbee is a flat disc that you can throw. Frisbees spin through the air, and lots of people use them to play catch. (SFX WHIZ) Ultimate Frisbee is a sport you can play with a frisbee and it’s kind of like a mix of soccer and football 

Switch to the bottom of your mouth, and brush the molars in the way back.

Here’s another joke:

What do soccer players drink from when they’re thirsty?

>> Kids: What? 

>> Rachel: The World Cup (SFX Rimshot/laughter)

In 2018, 32 countries from all over the world competed in the World Cup Countries like Egypt, Senegal and Mexico sent their best players, but in the end the team from FRANCE won it all and became World Cup champions.

Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth, and the inside, outside, and chewing side. 

Here’s one last joke before you go:

Why are soccer players so successful?

They always achieve their goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooals!