July 31, 2020

World Records Week Night Jokes (7-31-2020)

by Chompers

After eating the world’s largest pizza, what did the world champion eater do next? The answer might make you chuckle!

Transcript

[THEME SONG BEGINS]


Welcome back, it’s time for Chompers your morning and night toothbrushing show. 


Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side, and brush all the way to the molars in the back.


>>KIDS: 3, 2, 1 brush!


[THEME SONG ENDS]


>> RACHEL: It’s World Records Week, and tonight we’ve got more silly jokes. So get ready to break some laughing records.


[KID GIGGLES]


>> RACHEL: That’s a start. 


Here’s your first one: 


Why did the world’s tallest man quack?


>>KIDS: Why?


>> RACHEL: He was constantly being told to “duck”!

 

[RIMSHOT/QUACK]


>> RACHEL: Switch your brushing to the other side of the top of your mouth…


[SWITCH BELL]


>> RACHEL: -and brush the inside, outside, and chewing side of each tooth.


>> RACHEL: You may know a duck as a bird that goes…


[QUACK]


>> RACHEL: -but when a person ducks, they are bending down. So the tallest man in the world might have to duck - a lot to move through small doors or places with low ceilings. And someone might ask him to duck - or bend - to give him a kiss. 


[SMACK]


>> RACHEL: But there’s no need to quack about it! 


[QUACK!]


>> RACHEL: Switch to the bottom of your mouth…


[SWITCH BELL]


>> RACHEL: -and don’t forget your front teeth.


Here's your next joke:


After eating the world’s largest pizza, what did the world champion eater do next?


>>KIDS: What?

 

>> RACHEL: She took the world’s longest nap!

 

[RIMSHOT]


>> RACHEL: Get it ? Sometimes after a big meal, you need a big nap! 


[SNORE]


>> RACHEL: I’ll tell you more after you switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth…


[SWITCH BELL]


>> RACHEL: -and give your tongue a brush, too.


Here’s one last joke before you go: 


>> RACHEL: Knock knock


>>KIDS: Who’s there?

 

>> RACHEL: World’s most repetitive knock-knock joke!

 

>> KIDS: World’s repetitive knock-knock joke who?

 

>> RACHEL: Knock knock

 

>> KIDS: Who’s there?

 

>> RACHEL: World’s most repetitive knock-knock joke!

 

>>KIDS: World’s repetitive knock-knock joke who?

 

>> RACHEL: Knock knock.


>> KIDS: Who’s there?

 

>> RACHEL: World’s most repetitive knock-knock joke!

 

>> KIDS: World’s repetitive knock-knock joke who?

 

>> RACHEL: Knock knock

 

[SAD TROMBONE]

[THEME SONG BEGINS]


>> RACHEL: That’s it for Chompers tonight. You did a good job laughing and brushing. Until next time,


>> KIDS:  3, 2, 1 spit!


[THEME SONG ENDS]