November 13, 2020

Gross Week Morning Jokes (11-13-2020)

by Chompers

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Get ready for some gross giggles with today's knock knock jokes on Chompers!

Transcript

>> Rachel: Good morning! It’s time for Chompers, your morning and night tooth brushing show. 


We’ve been getting grimy with Gross Week (SFX SPLAT) and today we’ve got some gross knock knock jokes for ya! (SFX GANG YAY) 


So get your toothbrush on the top of your mouth, pick a side, and make sure to brush each tooth. 


>> KIDS: 3, 2, 1 Brush!


(SFX NOSE BLOW)


>> Rachel: Okay, here's your first joke.


Knock knock


>> KIDS: Who’s there?


>> Rachel: Poo


>> KIDS: Poo Who?


>> Rachel: Don’t cry it’s only a joke!


(SFX LAUGHTER)


>> Rachel: Did you know that there’s poop on the MOON?? (SFX WHATT?) When astronauts landed on the moon, one of the things they left behind was bags of poop! (SFX EWWW) Because they needed to make room for the moon rocks they were bringing BACK to earth! (SFX BEEPS/SFX 3. . . 2. . . 1. . .)

So if you ever visit the moon, make sure to watch where you step (SFX SQUELCH)

Switch your brushing the other side of the top of your mouth, and make sure to brush each tooth.

Okay, here's another joke

Knock knock.


>> KIDS: Who’s there?


>> Rachel: Yak.


>> KIDS: Yak who?


>> Rachel: Yak killin me with all these knock knock jokes!


(SFX LAUGHTER)


You remember that a yak is an animal that looks like a giant, hairy cow. (SFX COW) 


But the word YAK can also mean a few things:  


It can mean to talk -- like yak yak yak -- he was talking my ear off!


OR, it can mean TO THROW UP!  (SFX BLERGH) Like, “Oooooh I feel sick! I hope I don’t yak on the school bus!”


Switch to the bottom of your mouth, and  make sure you’re brushing those circles around the inside, outside, and chewing side of each tooth.

Here’s another joke.

Knock knock


>> KIDS: Who’s there


>> Rachel: A fun guy


>> KIDS: A fun guy who?


>> Rachel:  I’m a mushroom, duh! Mushrooms are funghi 

(SFX LAUGHTER)


Fungi are types of plants that don’t need sunlight to grow. They get their food from whatever they’re growing on. (SFX SLIDE WHISTLE)


So that can be dirt, old tree stumps, dead leaves -- just about anything! 


Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth but don’t brush too hard


There are special types of fungi that we can eat, like portabella mushrooms,


But most fungi are not for eating. Mold is a type of fungi - it smells gross and it can grow in dark wet places - like a bathroom! (SFX DRIP DRIP)


Nice job brushing, you’re ready for the day! We have more knock knock jokes for you tonight (SFX KNOCKING). Before you go don’t forget to…


>> KIDS: 3, 2, 1 spit!