April 19, 2020

Standup Week Sunday Morning (4-19-2020)

by Chompers

Background show artwork for Chompers

Our comedians in today’s show are you, Chompions!

Transcript

Rise and shine! It's time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show. Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side, and brush all the way to the molars in the back. 


3, 2, 1 brush!


It’s Stand Up week. And we know you Chompions not only like to laugh but also make us laugh! So our comedians in today’s show are the Chompions who sent us some funny silly jokes!


Ok ready for the show?


>> Kids: YES!


And our first joke is from… Anna!

 

>> Anna: this is my joke. What did the wave say to the lighthouse?


>> KIDS: What did it say?


>> Anna: It just waved.

(RIMSHOT/LAUGH) 


Switch your brushing to the other side of the top of your mouth and brush the inside, outside and chewing side of each tooth.


Ok next Chompion! Please give a round of applause for Sophie!


>> SOPHIE: Hi. Once a Monkey goes to a monkey doctor. The monkey said “everything  hurts.”

The monkey doctor said “ touch your head.”

He touches his head. And it hurt.

He touches his body. And it hurt.

He touches his feet. And it hurt.

And the monkey doctor said, “I think I know what’s wrong… Your finger is broken!!


(SFX RIMSHOT/LAUGH)


Switch to the bottom of your mouth, and give your tongue a brush too.


Cecilia take it away!


>> Cecilia: Wanna hear a construction joke? 


>> Rachel: Yes!


>> Cecilia: Nevermind I’m still working on it.


(SFX RIMSHOT/LAUGH)


Who’s next? Maddy! 


>> Maddy: What’s the tooth fairy favorite arctic animal?


>> KIDS: What is it?


>> Maddy: A Molar bear. (giggling)



Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth and brush all the way around each tooth.


And our last joke is from... Sachia!


>> Sachia: Here’s my joke. 

Knock knock.


>> Rachel: Whos there?


>> Sachia: Orange?


Rachel: Orange Who?


>>Sachia: Orange to see me? And here’s my next joke.


>> Rachel: oh, alright!


>> Sachia: Knock knock.


>> Rachel: Who’s there?


>> Sachia: Olive.


>> Rachel: Olive who?


>> Sachia: O love you.


Get it... Olive you. That’s it for chompers today, but come back tonight for more of Chompions’ jokes. Until then 3, 2, 1 laugh! I mean spit. 3, 2, 1 spit!